let's do a rundown...what are the top reasons someone should come see a Bad Fathers show?
Let the countdown begin...

A: There's a decent chance you might see one of our penises.
J: That's always a good time.
M: I know why we might see one of your penises, but could you break that down for our readers.
J: Males may not appreciate that. I don't appreciate unannounced penis.
A: Well, they can take this as a warning. It could happen.
M: Ok, obviously I have to explain. The boys occasionally perform in loinclothes. It's good fun, but yeah. It's a good idea to express the potential for seeing something unclean. I've not been that lucky yet.

A: We're a fun time live.
J: My personal goal is to get the crowd entirely naked. That's not a joke. Get fucking nude. Butt. Ass. Naked. Like Woodstock hippie shit. But shaved.
A: I don't know...I've never seen our show. I've never been in the crowd.
M: Well lucky for the readers, I have. The show is energetic, diverse, and well balanced. You don't need to know the band's material to dig it right off. You can have a great time the first time. The guys show on stage like they grew up there together since kindy-garten and carry about the same zeal.
A: A: Wait, I have been out in the crowd a few times and turned to watch the guys...I just stood there. It was pretty fun. I just recalled that. I've had a few to drink this evening.
J: I just have fun. If I'm having fun, it's going to be contagious.

A: If you feel like having an endless conversation, Juan will gladly steal your ear after the performance.
J: I can stop
A: I don't think you can.
M: I agree. But it can be interesting. Juan has alot to say on life from pretty much any angle.
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